Hmm, might be time for the full head rather than just the crown-and-part…
La lives with: La Famiglia Trivialista-Seriousimo: Signor Seriousimo, the Female Junior Cost Centre (JCC), the Male JCC and two pooches.
La sprang from: la loins of La Mamma Trivialista, after being a twinkle in the eye of Il Pappa Trivialista
La Trivialista 