La Triv Mothership happens to be hangared in a wide, brown land. AKA Australia. One of Australia’s flagship high street fash brands used to be Country Road. Back in the day, a vast proportion of La Triv’s closet comprised items from CR. Mind, this was in the era of shoulder pads under bra straps under tees, teamed with shiny white leather Reeboks *shudders*. But, back then, for a certain type of would-be Antipodean preppie, CR was The Bomb. That was then. This is now:
What Were They Thinking does not even touch the sides. How does something this hideous even find its way under the doozywotsits of a sewing machine in China, I ask you?